Full disclosure: I know very little about viruses — but I don’t think this is how viruses work.

Today, at a White House meeting with U.S. governors, Trump said there’s no real need to worry about the coronavirus that's currently worrying doctors, epidemiologists, medical researchers, CDC staffers, pretty much all of China, and other people with brains because it will go away when “the heat comes in.”

“A lot of people think that [the virus] goes away in April, with the heat, as the heat comes in. Typically that will go away in April. We’re in great shape though. We have 12 cases, 11 cases. And many of them are in good shape now.”

“A lot of people?” Exactly how many voices does he have in his head at one time?

Maybe he’s talking about the heat from the nukes he’s gonna launch to stop the virus, because if they work with hurricanes how can they not kill a defenseless, itsy-bitsy virus?

But the outside temperature going from 30 degrees to 50? I haven’t taken biology in a long time, but I don’t think that will stop an epidemic cold. Just a wild guess.

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