Donald Trump has elevated some real kooks since announcing his presidential bid, but earlier today he retweeted a serious nutter, proving once again that this bozo is to respectable humans what hot diarrhea is to $3,000 wedding cake.

Seriously, this “Lynn Thomas” makes Alex Jones look like Edward R. Murrow.

From the indispensable Aaron Rupar:

Oh, yeah, this tweet is cuckoo for all the world’s Cocoa Puffs.

Here’s what the bit in the lower lefthand corner says:

“Want your mind blown? Do you know why they torture and sacrifice children? What if I told you that there’s a multi billion dollar drug market, that you and I have never heard about? A market on a drug that can only be found inside the human skull (secretions from the brain, pineal gland) when Adrenaline is pumping thru the veins. The most potent drug in the world: Adrenochrome.”

“When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school, it’s a wonder I can think at all. … Adrenochrome, they come from those nice pink kids’ brains! Mama don’t take my Adrenochrome away!”

Again, the actual president of the United States of America retweeted this person. 

The next time a conservative brings up Obama’s tan suit coat or his latte salute, I will literally eat their brains. So don’t test me, assholes. I’m a liberal — and Jesus Christ, man, we eat braiiiiiinnnnnnssss.

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