Last updated on January 5, 2021
Yes, where are David Perdue and Kelly Loeffler? Why aren’t they supporting Trump’s righteous crusade to STOP THE STEAL?!?!?
In case you missed it, here’s the list of
sad, woebegone scroti righteous patriots who are planning to contest the election results in the Senate on January 6:
- Ted Cruz
- Ron Johnson
- James Lankford
- Steve Daines
- John Kennedy
- Marsha Blackburn
- Mike Braun
- Cynthis Lummis
- Roger Marshall
- Bill Hagerty
- Tommy Tuberville
- Josh Hawley
Do you see Perdue’s or Loeffler’s name on there? I sure don’t.
And Donald Trump has noticed:
It would sure be a shame if more people heard about Perdue’s and Loeffler’s betrayal of our Kraft Singles Christ. I mean, why vote for these two senators if they can’t even stand up to Chuck Schumer and the deep state?
Stay home, Georgia Republicans. If Velveeta Jesus ain’t on the ballot, there’s really no point. Why elect his faithless “followers”? They’re part of the steal! It couldn’t be more obvious, yo.
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