Because of course he does.

Eventually, Vladimir Putin will take Donald Trump on a snipe hunt and lose him in the woods, but until then, he’s his useful little idiot. 

I mean, why wouldn’t you believe a former KGB agent? They’re known for their honesty and probity.



And what did Pompeo say? “The Russians have people working over there in the hundreds, if not more. These are the folks who are actually controlling the direction of travel for Venezuela.”

Oh, I love having a president who will believe any stupid thing a person says, so long as that person is as vile and heinous and he is.

Happy Friday, folks. We’re in hell. But hell has margaritas. 

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  • May 4, 2019