WTF is this, Kodos?
Highest condolences from the Supreme Regent of Altair IV to the symbiotic podmates of the fallen Earthli … er, brave American soldiers!
He is so, so, so, so, so, so, sooooooo fucking bad at this. Does this have anything to do with the soldiers being (presumably) Hispanic?
Can we have someone else in the administration handle anything having to do with sincere human emotion? Where have you gone, Barack Obama? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
(And, no, I’m not trying to make light of this tragedy — unless you mean the tragedy with the overlong red tie that’s embarrassing us in Europe as we speak.)
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