Trump must be following me on Twitter. This is too freakin' funny!

How many times do we have to keep saying “You can’t make this shit up!” A few days ago, while Teri was on lunch at work, I gave her a quick rundown of the days events. After she hung up, I replayed the list in my head, amazed that any one of them would be enough to put any other president in negative numbers for a popularity rating. This caused me to send out the rather snarky tweet, below. Please note the date

@murfster35) <a href="https://twitter.com/murfster35/status/1084525458601852928?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 13, 2019</a></blockquote>'>
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The only reason that I bring this up is that, late last night, in an apparent botched attempt at a “Friday news dump,” since they’re too damn embarrassed to utter the words again in plain daylight, the White House quietly announced that next week will be, you guessed it, “Infrastructure Week!”

So, apparently His Lowness is secretly following me on Twitter. I feel so Lawrence O’Donnell and shit. Now, if I can only find a way to get him to dump Ann Coulter, it will be worth having to disinfect my tweets after his every viewing.