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Among the names that have reportedly been discussed as a replacement are controversial former CIA analyst Fred Fleitz, president of the Center for Security Policy (CSP).
The CSP is a far-right think tank that has been labelled a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC), a civil rights nonprofit, which has described it as a “conspiracy-oriented mouthpiece for the growing anti-Muslim movement in the United States.”
Sure, why not? And why is Dan Coats, the current director of national intellgience, leaving? He seems too reasonable? His eyes aren’t perpetually dilated? He’s behind on his payments for the time-share in Trump’s colon?
Oh, and let’s not forget this part!
Fleitz is a long-term ally of hawkish National Security adviser John Bolton, serving as his deputy on the National Security Council before leaving the position after seven months to become president of the Center for Security Policy last October.
He has previously expressed support for Bolton's hardline policies on Iran.
If we don’t get rid of this idiot in 2020, the cabinet will be 100 percent kookaburras two years from now. Our secretary of agriculture will start paying farmers to grow gummy bears. HHS will be forced to implement Trump’s strict no-exercise policy.
And we’ll have more hate groups represented in the highest echelons of government, of course.
Please, please, make it stop.
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