Trump makes it official: Mike Pence is dead to him (politically, anyway). Sad!

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Former Vice President Mike Pence, who likely spent more time wiping Donald Trump’s bottom than his own over the past half-decade, is now persona non grata in TrumpWorld, thanks to his brazen attempt to install Joe Biden as president simply because he’d won the election.

One definition of chutzpah could be “almost getting a guy killed with your irresponsible lies and then trying to make him a pariah because he somehow wasn’t ‘loyal’ enough.” And as we all know, Trump has been angry with Pence ever since the former Indiana governor refused to go along with his plan to literally end American democracy by simply pretending he’d won an election he lost by more than 7 million votes.

This minor act of rebellion against his supreme ocher overlord has earned Pence a permanent exile from MAGA-land, which we pretty much already knew. But Trump just removed all doubt: Mike Pence will not be on the presidential ticket if the hell mouth opens and Trump somehow wins the 2024 Republican nomination.

  • March 17, 2022
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