Trump: 'MAGA loves the black people'

Racist says what?

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REPORTER: “With your tweets today, are you concerned that you might be stoking more racial violence or more racial discord?”

TRUMP: “No, no, not at all. MAGA says ‘make America great again.’ These are people that love our country. … But MAGA is ‘make America great again.’ By the way, they love African American people, they love black people. MAGA loves the black people.”

So Bone Spurious the Yellow sat in his fortress last night and taunted a group of citizens who were concerned about police brutality and systemic racism. It went a little like this:

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— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 30, 2020

Jesus Christ, that’s sick. But that wasn’t all:

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— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 30, 2020

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So is the actual president of the United States really advocating for street warfare in our most populous cities? And is the guy with five deferments and a foot full of bogus bone spurs really invoking the name of George Patton to show how “tough” he is? Patton and MacArthur (whose name Trump naturally misspelled) had instrumental roles in the Allied victory over the Nazis and the Japanese during World War II. Trump wanted to put alligator-filled moats along the U.S.-Mexico border and nuke hurricanes. His toughness template is Dr. Evil, not our generals.

Also — and sorry for burying the lede — but “MAGA loves the black people”?

That will fix everything. Thank God we have a calm, steady presence in the White House when we need it most.

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