Trump just unfollowed Ann Coulter on Twitter
First, apologies. Earlier today I mentioned Ann Coulter in a diary, even though I’m well aware that the appropriate number of times to mention Ann Coulter is approximately zero times per eternity. And I’m also aware that if Nietzsche’s theory of eternal recurrence is true, you are now doomed to repeat the moment when I made you think of Ann Coulter riding Donald Trump’s naked back like an organ grinder’s monkey strapped to an oiled Hampshire pig an infinite number of times.
But this is just too good not to share:
Coulter said “Trump will very likely not finish his term and definitely not be elected to a second term.” Fox cited her comments around 7:05. Then this… https://t.co/KOhqaHIPDc
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) December 20, 2018
Trump’s banishment of the banshee also coincided with these comments, which she made today during a podcast interview with The Daily Caller:
“Why would you [vote for him again]? To make sure, I don’t know, Ivanka [Trump] and Jared [Kushner] can make money? That seems to be the main point of the presidency at this point.”“They’re about to have a country where no Republican will ever be elected president again. Trump will just have been a joke presidency who scammed the American people, amused the populists for a while, but he’ll have no legacy whatsoever.”
Yes, that’s exactly what you want in a world leader. Someone tough enough to get his feelings hurt by Ann Coulter.
Now your failure is complete, Donny Dorko.
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