Not sure what else a “major announcement” could entail, unless he’s about to tell us he finally got a soul and is now a real boy:

It’s Reichstag fire time, boys and girls.

Or maybe it’s just time for some more feckless lies.

Let’s hope it’s something on the more banal side, but gird your loins just in case.

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