Trump Jr. says sex assault allegations make him more afraid for his sons than daughters

For the record, I’m very afraid for Jr.’s sons and daughters, but it has nothing to do with sexual assault.

From The Daily Mail:

Donald Trump Jr. says that in an age when lives can be ruined on both sides of he-said, she-said sexual misconduct claims, he fears more for his sons than for his daughters.

‘I mean, right now, I’d say my sons,’ the father of five told DailyMailTV during a campaign swing to support Montana Republican U.S. Senate candidate Matt Rosendale.

His and Kimberly Guilfoyle’s first ever joint interview will air in two parts, Monday and Tuesday, only on DailyMailTV.

‘I’ve got boys, and I’ve got girls. And when I see what’s going on right now, it’s scary,’ he said in his first-ever joint interview on camera with girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle.


It’s at this point that I feel obligated to mention that I do feel just a smidge sorry for Jr. It’s like he came out of his mother’s womb violently choking on his umbilical cord and no one noticed until his 11th birthday. And he was raised by Donald Trump Sr., which has to be a little like spending your formative years in a sarlacc pit.

But come on. I don’t care how pathetic your daddy issues are. This is beyond the pale.

False rape accusations — especially ones that result in any sort of serious consequences for the falsely accused — are extremely rare. Meanwhile, according to RAINN, one in six women has been a victim of rape or attempted rape in her lifetime.

So, yeah, this crap makes his Skittles tweet look positively enlightened.

Good luck with your new relationship, Junior. And way to pick someone from Fox. Just a guess, but did you think she’d fit in seamlessly with the Trump family or something?


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  • October 1, 2018
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