What exactly have they sacrificed? Goats? Because that at least would be marginally believable.
You mean the silver-spoon handbag mogul who manufactures everything overseas and the guy with a list of ethical conflicts longer than his preternaturally large forehead? They’ve really gone above and beyond for their country?
Sure, they’ve sacrificed their credibility (if they ever had any) and their humanity, but could that really be what he’s talking about?
Anyway, thanks for the info, Mr. Pr*sident.
Maybe next year’s Fourth of July celebration can be rechristened “A Salute to Ivanka and Jared.”
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