At some point early next year they’ll squeegee the COVID-riddled puddle of Trump tresses and asshole adipose out of the people’s house, but until then, the toxic diaper barge that is his campaign and presidency will continue to swamp the hopes of Republicans up and down the ballot.
At this point, Trump’s support may be just as unwelcome to GOP Senate candidates as his (considerable) wrath.
This has to concern Susan Collins, who doesn’t want anyone at the cotillion to know she’s married to that guy.
Thanks in large part to her “running mate,” Collins’ fortunes have been sinking faster than a Trump carcass in a vacuum (which, as Galileo proved, falls at 9.8 m/s2 — just like a feather or any other object; except when the feather falls, the ground doesn’t look like the floor of a 19th century hog rendering plant).
Ever since mid-September, Collins has been losing her race, according to FiveThirtyEight, and her opponent, Sara Gideon, has been padding her (still modest) lead.
Let’s nudge this race even further into Gideon’s column.
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