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Trump insists he knows more about hurricanes than the National Weather Service

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Oh, those pencil-necked eggheads who study things and use science and shit instead of their gut instincts. Now they think they know more about weather and where Alabama is than the president.

Yesterday, Trump (being Trump) attacked ABC News reporter Jon Karl for pointing out that Trump had freaked out Alabamans — who were in literally no danger from Hurricane Dorian — by claiming (on Twitter, of course) that they might be menaced by the storm.

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Well, he might want to ask the National Weather Service about this because …

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Twenty minutes later …

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God only knows what “under certain original scenarios” means — but I can only assume it means “what Trump heard before he stopped listening to the weather geeks and rededicated his very good brain to completing the maze on his Perkins children’s placemat.”

And Twitter responded. Oh, yes, it did.

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He can never admit a mistake because he’s never wrong, D Villella. Which part of “I am the Chosen One” don’t you understand?

Sheesh

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