What the ever-living fuck is this congealed mound of sidewalk-melted circus peanut talking about?
wtf? …. Trump: "I just got back from India, right? I just beat COVID." pic.twitter.com/SIUNoxHzJc— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) May 28, 2020
REPORTER: “Are you worried about the situation on the border between India and China …?”
TRUMP: “Ah, India. He loves India so much, he’s never asked a question other than an India question, and that’s okay. I just got back from India, right? I just beat COVID.”
Nice try, but the answer we were looking for is “John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, his name is my name, too!” Feel free to play again tomorrow.
So Don Sequitur is spritzing his magic brain dust all over the Oval Office again and … I. Can’t. Even.