So, what, the Kurds are our bitter enemies now? How dare they let us betray them like this?
The event, dubbed “A Night of Prayer for the Kurds,” was planned by Frontier Alliance International (FAI), a nonprofit Christian organization that provides medical aid in the Middle East.
FAI's administrator, Charlene Struebing, said hotel staff had expressed “security concerns.”…
However, a D.C. police spokeswoman told the newspaper that it had not “received any information regarding potential security threats or concerns with this event.”
Awesome. Another lie!
So, to recap. Trump betrays the Kurds, leaving them vulnerable to deadly attack. A Christian group wants to pray to … er … presumably Christ in support of said Kurds. Donald Trump gets wind of the event and — instead of just letting it go because who’s going to hear about it anyway, right? — cancels the, again, super-Christian event because, well, that’s what assholes do.
Did I miss anything?
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