Trump gets a lifetime Twitter ban

How about a double shot of Schaden-Friday?

This is the big one, folks. (Well, impeachment is the big one, but honestly, this probably stings him even more.)

— Twitter Safety (@TwitterSafety) January 8, 2021

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Guess he’ll have to head over to Parler with the other deplorables. Unfortunately, Parler is sparsely populated and full of people Trump hates (i.e., his own supporters). 

Hmm, maybe inciting a violent mob in order to overthrow the legitimate government of the United States was, I don’t know, an overreach. 

Goodbye, Asshat. Hello, Joe.

P.S.: In case you’re planning on suing Citizen Trump for libel, you can still find an archive of his tweets here.

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Aldous Pennyfarthing

In contrast to Donald Trump’s shambolic bearing, appearance, and comportment, Aldous J. Pennyfarthing is a natty hail-fellow-well-met and a gentleman.

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