You knew he would. He always does.
Trump on coronavirus testing: “The Obama administration made a decision on testing that turned out to be very detrimental to what we're doing & we undid that decision a few days ago so that testing can take place in a much more accurate & rapid fashion” (what's he talking about?) pic.twitter.com/Z0UBaORIwI— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 4, 2020
“The Obama administration made a decision on testing that turned out to be very detrimental to what we’re doing, and we undid that decision a few days ago so that the testing can take place at a much more accurate and rapid fashion. That was a decision we disagreed with. I don’t think we would have made it, but for some reason it was made. But we’ve undone that decision.”
Please don’t tell me he’s talking about child-proof caps on the testing kits or some shit. God only knows what’s up his orange arsehole this time.
Or maybe Obama decided to fire the government’s entire pandemic response chain of command? Oh, wait, no. That was Trump.
Oh, and …
VP Pence: “The greatest concern is testing. I am pleased to report we have 2500 kits available that we will distribute. We approved a process that will allow testing at state and university laboratories.”
— Yamiche Alcindor (@Yamiche) March 4, 2020
2,500 kits! We’re saved! Get yours at your regional hellscape’s nearest burned-out husk of a Rite Aid!
The party of personal responsibility strikes again. Glad to see the buck stops at Obama’s desk. Since he’s responsible for everything anyway, can’t we just let him be president until the next election? I’d be fine with that.
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