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Trump employs QAnon cultist at Mar-a-Lago

It’s shit like this that makes me want to extract my cerebral cortex with a fireplace bellows and replace it with a lightly salted boiled legume.

I mean, really. And what are the chances that DJT himself is aware of this? I’d say pretty good.

From Rolling Stone:

A pastry chef employed at President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago property in Florida is a believer in the QAnon conspiracy theory that alleges Trump is secretly purging the government of “deep state” liberals and Hollywood elites who run child sex trafficking rings and the CIA, among other paranoid delusions. Reporter Zach Everson, who runs the 1100 Pennsylvania newsletter investigating Trump’s businesses, uncovered the beliefs of pastry chef Elizabeth Alfieri on her Instagram, where she posts frequently from Mar-a-Lago and uses hashtags like #Q, #QAnon, and #QArmy to refer to the conspiracy theory.

Alfieri began working for Trump in November 2017 and said on Instagram that she sought out employment at Mar-a-Lago to serve Trump: “I specifically stepped down from my position at Eau Palm Beach Resort to have the privilege of using my talents for the service of the First Family,” she wrote.

If I could still cry or vomit, I’d be wallowing in a bathtub full of hot effluent right now. But ever since Trump’s election, I’ve gradually metamorphosed into an emotionally drained luggage desiccant.

This is so deeply weird I can't even take it.



Ho-lee shite.

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I mean, I bake nearly every day too — mostly with weed. But I don’t lose my damn mind.

Damien! Damien! It’s all for you!


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