Looks like the Trump “brain” trust is still hard at work denuding what’s left of your sanity and your soul.
An official Twitter account for President Trump’s reelection campaign was mocked on Saturday after it pushed back on reports that Trump had said Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex, made “nasty” comments about him.
The account, which its bio says is meant to promote pro-Trump messages and combat “fake news,” went after CNN on Saturday and claimed the network falsely misrepresented Trump’s comments about the member of the British royal family.
Yeah, well, unfortunately for Donnie and the Dipshits, the audio the account shared very clearly demonstrated that Trump had indeed called her “nasty.”
So what was Official Trump War Room trying to prove, exactly? That he said “nasty” in a less nasty way than he usually does? That Trumpsters will literally believe anything offered in defense of the ocher abomination?
Needless to say, other Twitter users had some fun with it.
But, but, but … FAKE NEWS! What part of “fake” and “news” don’t you understand?
Maybe Trump’s official war roomers should put down the psychedelic toads before they tweet. Or at least wait 30 minutes between licks.
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