It’s “Moscow Mitch,” idiots.
Still, what the ever-living fuck?
Let’s leave aside the puerile nature of this. Uh, “Cocaine Mitch”? You’re really going to try to appropriate that nickname? Really?
Good luck with that.
And this is how you choose to mark
this solemn occasion the dirty subversion of justice and the trashing of the rule of law, which is happening right in front of our astonished, rheumy eyes?
Guess you can’t expect much more from this crowd.
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