Uh, the Death Star was blown up, geniuses.
The second Death Star? Yup. Also destroyed.
What is it these fools don’t get about pop culture? And why are they so eager to align themselves with evil forces?
For nearly three years we have been building a juggernaut campaign (Death Star). It is firing on all cylinders. Data, Digital, TV, Political, Surrogates, Coalitions, etc.— Brad Parscale – Download our Trump 2020 App today! (@parscale) May 7, 2020
In a few days we start pressing FIRE for the first time. pic.twitter.com/aJgCNfx1m0
This kind of reminds me of that time they compared Trump to Thanos, who is … uh … also evil and (spoiler alert) destined to lose. (And who also tried to kill half the people in the universe, much like Trump appears determined to do now.)
And, yes, there were responses.
What will Parscale compare Trump and/or his campaign to next? The demon in The Exorcist? The shark in Jaws? The Wicked Witch of the West? Oh, I know! The virus in Outbreak! Any of those would be a perfect fit.
Is Trump still chafing your arse-cheeks? Then Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are the pick-me-up you need! Reviewers have called these books “hysterically funny,” “cathartic,” and “laugh-out-loud” comic relief. And they’re way, way cheaper than therapy.