It’s like Mr. Burns from The Simpsons is running for president. Or maybe Homer. Or some ungodly combination of the two.
Speaking with Maria Bartiromo on Fox Business Network on Thursday morning, Trump appeared to confirm that he opposes Democrats’ proposed funding for mail-in balloting and the U.S. Postal Service in order to make it more difficult to expand voting by mail.“Now they need that money in order to make the post office work, so it can take all of these millions and millions of ballots,” he said. “But if they don’t get those two items, that means you can’t have universal mail-in voting, because they’re not equipped to have it.”
Trump also alluded to this idea at a news conference on Wednesday evening, noting that Democrats are now asking for $3.5 billion for universal mail-in voting and an additional $25 billion for the Postal Service.
So if you’re not promptly getting your mail-order prescription drugs, your subscription-service food kits, your cards and letters, and your packages (it took me way too long to get Mary Trump’s book, for instance), now you know why. It’s been confirmed by the crime syndicate boss himself. It’s so the guy who’s fucked up the country six ways to Sunday has a slightly better chance of winning. And since the sick fuck’s febrile mind thinks there’s something untoward about voting the way he’s voted in numerous elections, he’s going to keep you from voting that way.
Then again, if Trump does it, it must be corrupt, right? Oddly, for once I can kind of follow his logic.
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