Trump: Biden will 'hurt the Bible' and 'hurt God'

Donald Trump couldn’t get away with saying Joe Biden would totally defund the police, so now, instead of tamping down his absurd rhetoric, he’s decided to take it up a notch.

Now, it seems, the guy who doesn’t even know he’s alive is going to destroy the immutable, omnipotent, immanent creator of the universe, as well as a revered ancient tome with 5 billion copies already in print. Because Joe Biden is just that scary.

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TRUMP: “Take away your guns, destroy your Second Amendment, no religion, no anything. Hurt the Bible, hurt God. He’s against God, he’s against guns, he’s against energy — our kind of energy. I don’t think he’s going to do too well in Ohio.”

Oh, and he’s against “our kind” of energy, which I assume means the kind that’s no longer economically competitive and kills thousands of people each year while posing an existential threat to the planet. Yeah, that kind.

And what does “no anything” mean? Did Biden get hold of the Dr. Who reality bomb? Because that would be fucking diabolical, yo.

Have we seen peak crazy from Trump yet? I would guess not. This off-the-rails roller coaster ride is just getting started, folks.

You can help keep us on track, though. Give ol’ Joe a boost. You know you want to.

“This guy is a natural. Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.” — Bette Midler on Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, via Twitter. Find out what made dear Bette break up. Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are now available for a song! Click those links, yo!