The list of people Donald Trump has made look foolish begins with his grandfather Friedrich Trump and ends with anyone who bought Nintendo stock or mushroom futures late Monday afternoon.
Of course, he’s been slow-cooking Kellyanne Conway’s immortal soul like a Circle K rotisserie chicken for the past two years, but this morning he really went out of his way to expose her as the abject husk of a former human she is.
Somewhere between licking the cheese off his McMuffin wrapper and shouting at invisible fart goblins, he fired off this execrable excuse for a tweet:
I have no doubt that, if the attack on Dr. Ford was as bad as she says, charges would have been immediately filed with local Law Enforcement Authorities by either her or her loving parents. I ask that she bring those filings forward so that we can learn date, time, and place!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 21, 2018
Sadly, just one minute before he catapulted that steaming pile of offal into the blessed ether, Kellyanne Conway said this:
“There’s no reason to attack [Dr. Ford]. … [bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit] … The president doesn’t need anybody to tell him. He does the right thing.”
Oh, does he now? That’s, well. That’s something … else.
h/t Peter Alexander:
This exchange 👇 occurred exactly one minute before Trump’s tweet:
REPORTER: Have you advised the president to avoid attacking Dr. Ford?
KELLYANNE: The president doesn’t need anybody to tell him. He does the right thing. https://t.co/swvhwT8rSM
— Peter Alexander (@PeterAlexander) September 21, 2018
Not that anyone expects honesty from Conway or anything resembling restraint from Trump, but when stuff like this happens, it really shows how far down the rabbit hole we’ve already fallen.
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