You know, those things he said he would never, ever cut:
TRUMP: When these trade deals kick in, and when all — you know, the economy is the best economy we have ever had. It’s nothing compared to what it’s gonna be when the trade deals kick in.
MARTHA MacCALLUM: But if you don’t cut something in entitlements, you’ll never really deal with …
TRUMP: Oh, we’ll be cutting. But you’re also gonna have growth like we’ve never had before.
So good to know that the phantom “growth” will completely offset a shortfall in your Social Security checks. Just hope you own some “growth” stocks and see some “growth” in your health care dollars. If not, all you’ll have to look forward to is a “growth” in your colon or elsewhere.
(Of course, it goes without saying that this is not the best economy we’ve ever had. Not even close.)
Someone get this on an attack ad, posthaste.
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