Just out: MEDIAN HOUSEHOLD INCOME IS AT THE HIGHEST POINT EVER, EVER, EVER! How about saying it this way, IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY! Also, MORE PEOPLE WORKING TODAY IN THE USA THAN AT ANY TIME IN HISTORY! Tough numbers for the Radical Left Democrats to beat! Impeach the Pres.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 15, 2019
And here’s the screen grab just in case he takes this down while I’m meditating, working on a unified field theory, or getting ferociously baked on my patio:
Okay, I’m fairly confident he meant to say “impeach the press,” but hey, the actual president of the United States should really know how abbreviations work. Maybe use that final available character for an additional “s” instead of a period, which — sigh — really makes it look like you’re saying “impeach the president.”
Of course, it’s one thing to have a functional illiterate running our country. It’s another to have a dopey braggart who doesn’t quite understand that the U.S. population continues to grow and the economy has continued to march upward for decades (when Republican presidents weren’t mucking it up, that is) and — maybe, just maybe — that’s why MEDIAN HOUSEHOLD INCOME IS AT THE HIGHEST POINT EVER, EVER, EVER! Or that there are MORE PEOPLE WORKING TODAY IN THE USA because there are more, uh, people in the USA than ever before?
I swear, living through this presidency is like watching a chimp struggle to nab the banana hanging from his ceiling every morning for two and a half years straight. Can he possibly be this dumb or is he being deliberately obtuse?
And at this point, does it really matter which is true?
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