Donnie Diaper Rash ain’t gonna like this one:

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Ironically, we can still all go to Mexico. Just make sure to bring your reciprocating saw. It cuts through Trump’s fence like butter. Hey, why bother getting a passport and going through customs when it’s so much easier just to hack your way out of our little dystopia?

Cancun, baby! But don’t drink the water. You’ll infect it, and then they’ll shut down the entire country to Americans. And then, God forbid, we’ll be stuck here under the tiny thumb of the Bronze Bozo.

“This guy is a natural. Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.” — Bette Midler on Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, via Twitter. Find out what made dear Bette break up. Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are now available for a song! Click those links, yo!