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Top DHS official can't find key coronavirus resource, asks Twitter for help

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So glad to see our government is on top of the coronavirus outbreak! Well, Rush Limbaugh thinks COVID-19 is just the common cold, and he has a Presidential Medal of Freedom, so I’m sure we have nothing to worry about.


Twitter, of course, was eager to help him out:



— Wolverine 2020 💥 (@WolverineResist) February 25, 2020


— DebbieMaute trumpISIMPEACHED (@MauteDebbie) February 25, 2020


— Sarah Reese Jones (@PoliticusSarah) February 25, 2020


— Captain Renault (@JohnMonch) February 25, 2020

Oh, and this will give you a warm, fuzzy feeling, too:


— Richard Blumenthal (@SenBlumenthal) February 25, 2020


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Yeah, it’s just thousands of people’s lives at stake. Never mind. Nothing to see here. What we really need in government are more Trump loyalists who don’t know fuck all about doing their jobs. If I get sick, I just hope the government’s pandemic response centers don’t run out of leeches.

Is Trump still chafing your arse-cheeks? Then Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are the pick-me-up you need! Reviewers have called these books “hysterically funny,” “cathartic,” and “laugh-out-loud” comic relief. And they’re way, way cheaper than therapy.

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