I never thought watching people move their shit out of a house could be so calming. It’s way better than whale song or crackling yule log footage.
Get out, you odious fuck toads!
Hit the bricks, pricks!
Just slip out the back, Jack.
Drop off the pee tape, Lee, and set yourself free.
And so forth.
Moving trucks can be seen outside the White House pic.twitter.com/tLQXNfIhiK
— The Hill (@thehill) January 14, 2021
If for some reason I’m still watching this on the morning of January 20, fully in thrall to its implacable, siren-like spell, someone please jolt me out of my reverie. I’ll probably need a snack, and maybe a sponge bath.
Get out, get out. Get the FUCK OUT, you feculent, amoral shart garglers! OUT!
Where’s a dedicated webcam when you need one? Please! It’s like heroin.
Six days! Six!
I can feel the stress leaving my body like a septic fart demon.
Out! Out, you philistines! Out!
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In contrast to Donald Trump’s shambolic bearing, appearance, and comportment, Aldous J. Pennyfarthing is a natty hail-fellow-well-met and a gentleman.