This Trump photo is worth 10,000 treasonous words

Donald Trump couldn’t be bothered to honor our fallen World War I veterans yesterday, but the second Vladimir Putin came within 10 feet of his treasonous ass, this happened:

That’s the look on my face when I’m stuck at a party with a bunch of people I don’t like and then my wife shows up.

At this point it doesn’t really matter if Trump actively colluded with the Russians. Putin has convinced Trump they’re BFFs, so he’s is in his pocket regardless. “Here, have some chocolate cake with two scoops of ice cream and a side of Crimea. Hold the sanctions.”

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