Here’s a screen grab in case you can’t read the tweet:
Thing 1: There’s a grammatical error … on the fucking cover. It should say “Democrats’ defense.” Plural possessive, motherfucker. The way it’s written makes it sound like only one Democrat is defending the indefensible. I assume he means to say that all of them are, particularly since he’s put sinister photos of Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, and Chuck Schumer on the cover. That’s at least three, dipshit.
Thing 2: Jesus Christ, the cover looks like something from the Left Behind series. Which is fitting, I suppose, because I’d surely appreciate being raptured before this affront to literature is released.
Thing 3: Liberals have privileges conservatives don’t? Does that include commuting the sentences of people who were potential witnesses in an investigation of you and having an entire media apparatus at your beck and call to downplay your off-the-charts corruption?
Donald Trump Jr., in quarantine since girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle tested positive for the coronavirus, says he's used the time to finish a book that he'll self-publish the week of the Republican convention, at the end of August.
What he's saying: Don Jr., whose controversial blasts connect with President Trump's base, told me in a phone interview that “Liberal Privilege” will be his effort to paint a picture of Joe Biden and his record that the press ignores.
Yup, he has the social media following to promote the book himself … but not the brains to avoid making stupid errors on the cover. Imagine what the inside looks like. Probably page upon page of “your crazy if you vote for Bidon” and “there’s no way my Dad can loose.”
Hmm. Maybe self-publishing isn’t for you, Junior.
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