This may be the dumbest tweet in the history of tweets. I'm not even kidding

This is astonishingly stupid. 

I’m still marveling at the raw, unadulterated dumb. Someone please break into my home with a SWAT battering ram and crowbar my jaw off the floor, because I’m going to be stuck here for a while.

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For background, Peter DeFazio is a U.S. Congressman in Oregon’s 4th District. Steve Milloy is a climate change denier who co-founded BurnMoreCoal.org, has 19,800 Twitter followers, and …

What the fuck difference does it make, since 84 percent of Earth’s CO2 is currently swirling around like a shit-hurricane inside his head?

So … Venus still exists so …



So …

What, exactly?

It’s a bleak, desolate pile of rocks. Like Steve Milloy’s head.

Seriously, someone help me. Stop the planet, I want to get off. And move to Venus. Which still exists. But has zero GDP, thanks to all those fucking wacko environmentalists.

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