This chart of Trump's presidential 'accomplishments' is beautiful

Manafort, Flynn, Cohen, Stone, Papadopoulos, Gates. That’s a lot of people fetching coffee, let me just say. Three more and they’ll have a pretty decent prison softball lineup. They’ll look sharp chasing down ground balls in their ostrich-skin uniforms and top hats, that’s for sure.

Anyway, here’s a recent update on the witch hunt and how it compares with the previous “biggest crook” title-holder and our favorite Kenyan usurper:

It’s common to compare Trump’s legal problems to Nixon’s, but that itself is a low legal bar. More broadly, Trump has now had *more advisers indicted* earlier in his term than *any* President in history. pic.twitter.com/bYuinwyyMx

— TheBeat w/Ari Melber (@TheBeatWithAri) March 19, 2019

Glorious, isn’t it? And he’s just getting started! Stay tuned.

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