These Black Voices for Trump folks look really, really white to me

Maybe I need to take better care of my eyes — aside from the daily self-administered glaucoma treatments — but damn if these Black Voices for Trump folks don’t look lily white to me.

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Well, at least they’re wearing masks. Then again, maybe they’re hiding their faces to fool people into thinking they might be Black!

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— Alexandra Samuels (@AlexSamuelsx5) August 6, 2020

A roomful of white people listening to a Black speaker talk about how great Donald Trump is. How many of them are Fox News and OANN reporters, I wonder?



Oh, wait. Hey! This photo has a Black person in it!

— Choi Nevada Ranger (@andylukechoi) August 13, 2020

Of course, if your Black Voices for Trump event turns into a game of Where’s Waldo?, you might just want to shitcan the whole concept. Maybe someone could tear-gas the white people out of these photos — but failing that, it’s difficult to see how a bunch of doughy white dudes walking around in “Black Voices for Trump” T-shirts is going to help your movement.

Oh, and do you remember this golden oldie?

— Andy Weil (@UCofFootball) August 13, 2020

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Oh, well. At least he’ll always have Kanye.

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