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There's something seriously wrong with this dude's brain, y'all

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What. The. Fuck. Is. He. Saying?

TRUMP: “Dickinson, Bologic, and Cephi-Fef-Cepha-hi!”

The only thing I can figure is he’s trying to summon Beelzebub for their daily Earl Grey and orphan-livers high tea.

It sounds like one of his speechwriters set his Google Translate to Farsi and accidentally left it on while masturbating. 

I challenge any brain doctor to do EEG readings of both Trump and a clump of microwaved lint and then try to tell the difference between the two. By this point his MRI brain scan probably looks like a screen grab of Dig-Dug.

Please, what the fuck is the 25th Amendment even for if not for this?

Is Trump still chafing your arse-cheeks? Then Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are the pick-me-up you need! Reviewers have called these books “hysterically funny,” “cathartic,” and “laugh-out-loud” comic relief. And they’re way, way cheaper than therapy.

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