Today Ruddy Ghouliani submits his briefs to the Supremes Kort.
“The evidence is plain for all to see” he wailed a hand firmly gripping his tighty whiteys.
“Where?” said the squinting correspondent,
Ruddy pulled an envelope out of his back pocket and out slipped a bottle of black ink, he held it up to the gawping press conference.
“Is there a genie in there?” said the now totally confused reporter.
“Better” he cried “once I pour it out over my hair, all will be revealed!”
“What the fu**” she started to say as the whorls grate liar poured the contents down his Y-fronts
“Jesus Christ, you're a loony” she continued
As Ruddy started to stuff the blank paper down his trousers…she ran, echos of mad babbling followed her, she ran faster, the car was not far……..