Personally, I think Dora the Explorer is a little too advanced for Trump. I see him more as a Teletubby kind of guy. Or as a Teletubby. A brand-new orange one. With a railroad spike sticking out of his head.
Yeah, you’re cognitively there, all right. No question. That’s why they keep making you take dementia tests.
Our president, ladies and gentlemen.
How can we not be proud? I mean, really.
(Note: I originally assumed this was from The Lincoln Project. Credit goes to The Tonight Show. Either way, it’s brilliant.)
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