Personally, I think Dora the Explorer is a little too advanced for Trump. I see him more as a Teletubby kind of guy. Or as a Teletubby. A brand-new orange one. With a railroad spike sticking out of his head. 
 

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Yeah, you’re cognitively there, all right. No question. That’s why they keep making you take dementia tests.

Our president, ladies and gentlemen.

How can we not be proud? I mean, really.

(Note: I originally assumed this was from The Lincoln Project. Credit goes to The Tonight Show. Either way, it’s brilliant.)

“This guy is a natural. Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.” — Bette Midler on Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, via Twitter. Find out what made dear Bette break up. Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are now available for a song! Click those links, yo!