Donald Trump has been pretending he has a health care plan for at least four years — and it’s usually just two weeks from being unveiled.
He has no health care plan. Never has.
Other than risibly claiming he’s going to protect guaranteed issue for people with preexisting conditions — in the ether, as Joe Biden pointed out last night — he has nothing at all. He reminds me of a mob capo driving his victim out to the Pine Barrens. Yeah, the health care plan is just up ahead. Who’s that in the back seat? Never mind. He’s my girlfriend’s cousin. Don’t worry about it.
Well, The Lincoln Project has noticed, and they put together this comical supercut.
Nearly every substantive promise Trump has ever made has been vaporware. The one big thing he managed to get done — a giant tax cut that went overwhelmingly to the wealthy and big corporations — sucked donkey bits.
There’s zero chance he has a health care plan. He might as well submit the sketching pad full of doodles he keeps in the Resolute desk. I bet it’s full of plans for aircraft carriers that are way better than what the Navy has right now — those ships are a disaster, believe me.
This guy is a natural. Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.” — Bette Midler on Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, via Twitter. Find out what made dear Bette break up. Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are now available for a song! Click those links, yo!