The (doctored) Trump photo that needs to hang in the gallery of presidential portraits

Because it captures his essence so, so perfectly — like nothing else ever has:

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I don’t know who’s responsible for this Photoshop tour de force, but if it happens to be you, step right up. You win all the Chuck E. Cheese game tickets in the universe. (FYI: I first saw it here.)

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Yo! Dear F*cking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing is now available at Amazon! Buy there (or at one of the other fine online retailers carrying it), or be square.