Texas wax museum removes statue of former guy because people couldn't stop punching it

Okay, it’s wrong to damage other people’s private property, even if displaying said property is basically a hate crime at this point.

So I don’t condone this. Not one bit. That said, I may contact this museum to see if I can trade them for the Trump statue I’ve been making out of donated cat earwax for the past four years. Granted, it’s just a homogenous heap of undifferentiated goo, but then so is Trump.

So, again, if you see a wax Trump statue in a wax museum, don’t punch it. It’s illegal and wrong. But you can laugh at this shit. In fact, it’s pretty much a moral imperative.

  • March 19, 2021