another slow news day that needs retroactive continuity, so Matt Gaetz is not a witch

Some civil disobedience acts are better than others, like storming a SCIF, because to Gaetz, some kayfabe stunts are more legal than others during an impeachment inquiry. On the bright side, at least Gaetz didn’t melt or burst into flames. x Gaetz wants women who threw drink at him to serve time https://t.co/kzqhYrioRB — #TuckFrump…