A “kraken of biblical proportions” ain't happening as Trump hopes his turkey pardon spreads

Trump celebrated a month and 26 days of asshat amateurism left by having a one minute briefing and taking no questions at the White House, but claiming credit for the stock … Read More

Ted Cruz: Election 'could be a bloodbath of Watergate proportions' for Republicans

Wolfman Jack’s weird vestigial twin is worried about the election. He’s very concerned that the guy who called his wife ugly and implied his dad killed JFK might lose — … Read More