Republican Platform: Whatever Trump Says
2020-08-24
The Republican party has decided not to have a platform this year. Instead, they have issued a resolution saying that whatever Trump says, is fineContinue Reading
Platform objections at the DNC, because delegates are serious about their candidate
2020-08-17
A twitter pie-fight is currently simmering but it’s unclear whether people/bots are doing it for the lulz. It appears that Bernie delegates will still vote toContinue Reading
KS-Sen: “Barbara Bollier (D) Is Running for Senate. Her Platform? Congress Is Sick; Send a Doctor”
2020-07-02
I feel like I am assigning you all summer reading but then again, I will be taking off for the 4th of July weekend (everyContinue Reading
Kushner wants a card-sized GOP platform that could fit in your pocket
2020-05-24
Well, not your pocket — an irredeemable dipshit’s pocket. But you already knew that. Because Jared Kushner has done such a bang-up job with theContinue Reading
Frequently Asked Questions: Our New Petition Platform
2019-12-04
We are upgrading our petition system! Please take a look at the FAQs below: The new system: Will the petition site be down during theContinue Reading
