a clueless former guy wants you on his own social media platform… good luck with that
Jason “Plan B in your Smoothie” Miller tried to pimp Trump’s anticipated social media platform. Unfortunately the major social media platforms are reconsidering their ban...
Pillow monger who wants to launch own social media platform somehow can't grasp video chatting
So this is the guy who’s suddenly an expert on voting machines and algorithms. Mike Lindell, the reason tech support people often drink on the...
Republican Platform: Whatever Trump Says
The Republican party has decided not to have a platform this year. Instead, they have issued a resolution saying that whatever Trump says, is fine...
Platform objections at the DNC, because delegates are serious about their candidate
A twitter pie-fight is currently simmering but it’s unclear whether people/bots are doing it for the lulz. It appears that Bernie delegates will still vote to...
KS-Sen: “Barbara Bollier (D) Is Running for Senate. Her Platform? Congress Is Sick; Send a Doctor”
I feel like I am assigning you all summer reading but then again, I will be taking off for the 4th of July weekend (every...
Kushner wants a card-sized GOP platform that could fit in your pocket
Well, not your pocket — an irredeemable dipshit’s pocket. But you already knew that. Because Jared Kushner has done such a bang-up job with the...
Frequently Asked Questions: Our New Petition Platform
We are upgrading our petition system! Please take a look at the FAQs below: The new system: Will the petition site be down during the...