Today is the day I stopped stalling. My BMI is on the cusp of “overweight,” and other than an overweening fondness for nondairy cheeses made from a mysterious hodgepodge of plant oils, space ingredients (dark matter for sure, and perhaps a soupçon of tauntaun smegma), and hipster smugness, I don’t have...

  • April 19, 2021

Trump’s hope continues to be that he can somehow negate legal votes and substitute electors in at least three states. Trump’s “investigators” seem to be the same ones who went to Hawai’i to discover it wasn’t PBO’s birthplace. Loser Trump has not taken any questions since he lost the election...

  • November 22, 2020

There are certainly enough opinions about Trump’s ability and willingness to debate, but there’s the opening complaints about moderators, formats, sponsors before even discussing his fears. President Trump is discussing with his advisers the possibility of sitting out the general election debates in 2020 because of his misgivings about the...

  • December 13, 2019