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Steve Bannon event canceled due to sex robots

By Aldous Pennyfarthing on December 4, 2018

Because it’s 2018, and nearly every breaking news story makes me want to pour boiling Lestoil into my eyes.

From — oh, why not? — the Montana Kaimin:

Steve Bannon will no longer be speaking at [the University of Montana], the latest and third event to be canceled following the announcement he would be a keynote speaker at a joint conference on sex robots this month.

An email sent to people registered for the event, the Athenian Parrhesia Free Speech Forum, stated, “Postponement: Due to the unavailability of Mr. Stephen Bannon this event is postponed until further notice. We apologize for the inconvenience.”

So that’s from a real college newspaper. And it’s not April 1, so …

Naturally, The New York Times is right on top of it:

What?? https://t.co/MdcZtLaAIB

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) December 4, 2018

I fully expected to one day see a headline with “Steve Bannon” and “sex robots” in it, but I figured it would be from his obituary.

This is far more disturbing somehow.

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