Stephen Miller to write Trump's speech on race relations; no, seriously

Trump adviser, virulent racist, and bleach-damaged gimp costume Stephen Miller is preparing a White House speech on … oh, just read the tweet.



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This is even better than Melania’s #BeBest campaign.

What else will they announce? Donald Trump is running a marathon? Lindsey Graham and Mike Pence are co-recipients of the John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage Award?

Then again, we don’t know what will be in the speech. He might be announcing the imposition of martial law. Who knows? What could possibly surprise me anymore?

Anyway, glad to know Stephen Miller is on this. Whew! And here I thought they weren’t going to take racial justice seriously at all.

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