Granted, Russia coming to the defense of journalists is a little like Arby’s Twitter account writing a scathing review of a Michelin three-star restaurant, but here we are.
We’ve fallen so far and so fast that Russia of all countries is now trolling us over press freedom and human rights:
'@MFA_Russia: It is impermissible for journalists to be attacked by law enforcement personnel while performing their professional duty. We remind the #US authorities of their international obligations to ensure the safety and unhindered activities of journalists Ã°ÂÂÂ@statedeptspox https://t.co/NDSApskzCn— Russia in USA Ã°ÂÂÂ·Ã°ÂÂÂº (@RusEmbUSA) May 31, 2020
Yes, the country run by a journalist-poisoning POS is now scolding the world’s erstwhile beacon of freedom.
Oh, and this!
Lights out for Trump. pic.twitter.com/moD3fLfCzo
— Isabella Rowling (@Isabellarowling) June 1, 2020
Thank God the world is no longer laughing at us, huh?
“This guy is a natural. Sometimes I laugh so hard I cry.” — Bette Midler on Aldous J. Pennyfarthing, via Twitter. Find out what made dear Bette break up. Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are now available for a song! Click those links, yo!