For most of his presidency — when it came to the economy, at least — Donald Trump was like a toddler sitting in one of those car seats with a fake Fisher Price steering wheel that made him think he was driving.

Now he’s like a rabid Ebola monkey set loose in the cockpit of a commercial airline. 

All he’s actually done since becoming president is lay down economic landmines, and now they’re starting to explode.


Today’s 2.71 percent drop in the S&P 500 came courtesy of Steven Mnuchin’s weird statement about calling all the big banks and Trump’s idiotic ranting at the Fed chair he appointed:


For the record, the standard definition of a bear market is a 20 percent decline from a recent high. On September 20, the S&P 500 closed at 2,930.75. Today it closed at 2,351.10. That’s a 19.78 percent decline.

We’re right on the cusp of another Trump economic miracle.


Merry Christmas.


Yo! Dear F*cking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing is now available at Amazon! Buy there (or at one of the other fine online retailers carrying it), or be square.


But wait, there’s more! The Fierce, Fabulous (and Mostly Fictional) Adventures of Mike Ponce, America’s First Gay Vice President is also available at Amazon! You can get two great political humor ebooks for less than the price of the coffee you’ll be spitting out on your tablet when you read them!

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